Thursday, May 23, 2013

A (mostly) Awesome May

Click here for my post about the May 20th tornado.




Three weekends ago, my friend Christine graduated from OSU. There was a big celebration, and her family came down from Idaho. We all ate at a Stillwater restaurant called Tokyo Pot - it's an interesting idea: each table has two pots of boiling broth in the middle, with optional flavorings that each customer can pick. The food is served raw and sliced extremely thin; the idea is that you pick up the raw meat, dip it in the boiling broth (it only took a couple seconds to fully cook), and then ate it with rice and various vegetables that were also cooked in the broth. Frankly, it was an awful lot of effort to go into a restaurant meal - but it was definitely tasty!

But my friend Daniel, Christine's husband, also had family there. Including a little 5ish-year-old nephew who I wound up playing with for a lot of the visit. I was Batman (because duh?) and he was Iron Man. There were many epic struggles. The funny thing is, now both of their families know me more as "Batman" than as "Chris" :p

One of the best parts of the night (imo) was when Christine's dad bought a $194 bottle of 18-year-old scotch to celebrate the occasion:



Her dad, Daniel, and I shared it. Oh. My. God. I can't even put into words how good it was, aside from the fact that it was the smoothest scotch I have EVER tasted, by orders of magnitude. But after hanging out at their place for a while, Christine went bar-hopping, and I was her 'designated walker'. "Bar-hopping" might be a generous term for it - I bought her a couple shots at Stonewall, and then we walked down the Strip and had mostly water :p But it was still lots of fun!

They're both moving to Missouri this coming weekend. I would be more sad about that, except the Mustang is almost paid off in full, so I'm pretty close to having enough money to just drive up and visit them pretty much whenever the hell I feel like it :p

On the Sunday after the graduation, my parents came to Stillwater to help my sister move some of her stuff back to Enid. We all ate at a taco shop in Stillwater called Fuzzy's (which is also on the Strip) - REALLY good food, and even cheaper than Qdoba! I'm looking forward to going back.




Two weekends ago was Mother's Day weekend. I took my friend Stephanee and her son out to Nagoya, another Japanese restaurant in Stillwater (sushi ftw, although they also have a really great hibachi there). We also went to Blue Spruce, the gelato shop that opened up in Stillwater not all that long ago.

The next day, I went to Enid to be with my mom. I got her an acoustic guitar for mother's day (she's wanted one recently), and we took her out to Chili's to celebrate.

On an unrelated note, my Mustang passed 30k miles on the drive back to OKC:



The 34.2 mpg is accurate: that's 1900 RPM at about 72mph on the highway, with the windows up and AC off (because it was a nice day). So it *was* a 'best-case-scenario', but still: 34 mpg in a muscle car with 305 hp!!




Wednesday of last week, my friends Michelle and Ryan got married. I'm not a huge fan of weddings personally, but hooray for them in any case! The reception was held at a park in Stillwater, and OH MY GOD THE FOOD. Insanely good. I even ate (and enjoyed!) both the red velvet wedding cake and the red velvet cookies Christine brought.



By the way, the kiddo I'm holding above belongs to my friends Carle and James - Carle is one of Michelle's friends, too.




Last weekend, my friends Stephanie, China, Ryan, and some others celebrated Ryan's birthday by going to the annual Renaissance Festival in Muskogee, OK (it's one of the biggest in the country, FYI). We saw many of the same attractions as last year, but I really can't imagine it will ever get old. My parents want to visit it too, so I'm going back in a couple weeks. The photo above is of when I was called on-stage during the "Tribal Circus" act with two other men, to help hold the giant unicycle steady while the performer climbed to the top. That was pretty neat!

After the Fair, we all went back to Stephanie's house out in BFE. I learned a new card game called Munchkin:



It's a card game sort of like Dungeons & Dragons, or Magic: The Gathering, but it's designed to be a funny parody of those games, and easy enough to pick up and learn in a short period of time. "Easy" being a relative term, it still took me an hour or so to nail down most of the rules. But even so, and even though I kind of sucked when I played (in part due to bad luck), I really liked the game a lot! I'm going to buy my own copy of it soon. I wound up helping Stephanie win by teaming up with her, after making her promise that we would all switch to Super Smash Bros. Brawl afterward :p (Which I then dominated at - it is my all-time favorite video game, after all.)

The next morning, we all went to a restaurant called, I shit you not, "Sam & Ella's Chicken Palace" in Talequah, OK. By the way, the place had nothing to do with chicken, aside from the decor. But it DID have some of the best pizza I've ever had - I would put it somewhere in my Top 5, somewhere behind the giant gooey slices at OSU's student union and the cheese pizza with fried crust I had in Italy.




The coming weekend looks to be pretty crazy, too. I'm spending Friday night with my parents and sister in Stillwater, because first thing Saturday morning, we're helping her move into her new apartment there. Hopefully on Saturday night, I'll be hanging out with one of my friends here in OKC. On Sunday we're having a truck-loading/going-away party for Christine and Daniel. After that, I'm driving back to the eastern side of the state to hang out with Stephanie and everyone again, possibly to drive go-karts and swim, although that plan might get replaced with something else entirely.

And if you think these weekends sound fun, just wait until my Mustang is paid off. Because (a) I'm throwing a huge party and going on a huge spending spree, and (b) all bets are off.

The Oklahoma City/Moore Tornado



Before I get to my post about the fun stuff, I should mention the EF5 tornado that wrecked part of Oklahoma City earlier this week. Thankfully, no one I know personally was seriously affected by the storm. Most of it went south of the suburb I live in, which mostly saw really heavy rain, wind, and hail. I waited it out on Tinker AFB, because the building we work in is very well fortified (thick concrete walls and whatnot).

A coworker of mine lives in Moore, and his house was only one mile away from the neighborhood that was hit the hardest. He was at work with me at the time it hit, but his wife was in Moore - she and their kids took shelter at a school (thankfully, not one of the schools that was destroyed), and they were only a quarter-mile away from the tornado. But none of them were hurt, and his house is fine.

For the hundreds of lives that have been affected, I donated a few hundred to the Red Cross, and plan to donate some blood in the next day or two (apparently the Oklahoma Blood Institute is running low on type O+, which I have). Click here if you would like to donate to the Red Cross, too - every little bit helps.

President Obama is visiting Moore in the next couple days or so, to survey the damage and speak to survivors. I sincerely hope the state of Oklahoma acts with the appropriate maturity and appreciation while he is here. Jim Inhofe has already embarrassed us enough as it is.

I've never been a huge fan of the state of Oklahoma, and I won't pretend that I am now. However - some of my more misanthropic friends tend to view me as a 'pie in the sky optimist' for believing in humanity in general as I do. But seeing the support pouring in, both to Moore from other parts of the city, and to the state from other parts of the world, I do feel a little more justified in being humanistic rather than nihilistic.

My one concession to negativity: after this storm, there's been an endless stream of "god answered our prayers", "god saved us", "god made Oklahomans tough", "blah blah god blah blah" on Facebook and in the media. I refuse to bring this up to these people in person because of how crude and tactless it is, but I always find my self screaming in my head "OR, YOU KNOW, GOD COULD HAVE JUST NOT SENT THE GODDAMNED TORNADO IN THE FIRST PLACE." But for a humorous twist on this injection of god into everything, check out this video of CNN's Wolf Blitzer:



I love how jovial they both are about it :) But controversial bits aside, I leave you with the most amazing, smile-inducing video I've seen so far in the aftermath of the storm:

Friday, May 17, 2013

Facebook Debate: Food Stamp Limitations

The top 5 cars I would own if money were no object:

1) 2015 Porsche 918 (887 hp, 78 mpg):


2) 2013 Ford GT500 Shelby Mustang (662 hp, 24 mpg):


3) 2014 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray (450 hp, ~30 mpg):


4) 2013 Tesla Model S (416 hp, no gas):



 #5 was a head-scratcher for me. As is ^ obvious, I'm big on the horsepower-to-efficiency ratio. I couldn't bring myself to own a gas-guzzler on principle, even if I had infinite money, so that rules out lots of über-high-end cars like Lamborghinis, Aston Martins, BMW's M-series, and the Camaro ZL1. The McLaren P1 and Ferrari LaFerrari are badass hybrids like the 918 is, but they haven't released the specs on those yet. And I'm not a big fan of snooty luxury cars and SUVs (Cadillac, Mercedes...). So I kicked around the possibility of a Porsche 911 (350 hp, 27 mpg) and an old-school 1960's Mustang fastback, but I think I would have to go with:

5) 2013 DeLorean DMC-12, electric version (260 hp, no gas)


Thursday, May 2, 2013

Wicked in Dallas


Holy crap, I love this show.

Last weekend, my parents, sister, and friends Stephanee and Stephanie and I went to go see the musical Wicked in Dallas. Stephanee and I have seen it before, in Tulsa, but it was the first time for everyone else. I'm already looking forward to seeing it a third time (although, I'm planning to see The Book of Mormon first).

My parents and sister spent the night on Friday (my sister showed off her new website), and around 2:30pm on Saturday we all drove down to Dallas, to check into our hotel. Naturally, my Mustang's lights were set to green for the trip.

                   

For those who may not know, Wicked is a musical based on the novel of the same name - it's essentially The Wizard of Oz, but told from the Wicked Witch of the West's perspective. Ironically, I have my crazy ex-girlfriend - err.... first crazy ex-girlfriend - to thank for introducing me to the book, because it's still one of my all-time favorites, as far as fiction goes. I own all three sequels, but I haven't gotten a chance to read them yet.

But here's the kicker: the musical's plot has a handful of fairly major differences from the novel. And I actually prefer the musical's version of the story far more than the book's version - by a fairly wide margin, even though I do love the book.

========== SPOILER ALERT! ==========

My friend Stephanee is the other way around, preferring the book to the musical. As one would expect, the book is much more complex, and the character of Elphaba (a.k.a. the Wicked Witch) is simplified quite a bit for the musical. But ironically enough, the tweaks to her character for the musical made her much, MUCH more relatable, at least to me. In the book, Elphaba is fairly cynical; and about halfway through the novel, she more or less abandons her revolutionary ideals once she thinks her lover Fiyero has been killed. In the musical Elphaba is very much an outcast, but also has a very strong moral compass, which I can relate to. This may well be colored by my personal outlook on life, but I consider the musical's Elphaba to be more realistic, because of that moral compass and the way she sticks to her guns throughout. And toward the end of the novel, where it begins to intersect with the original Wizard of Oz, the witch's behavior is explained in that she loses her wits - for all intents and purposes, the witch of the 1939 film is suffering from severe Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (and sleep deprivation), according to the book. Whereas in the musical, Elphaba retains her sanity, but suffers from severe grief from the loss of her sister (the Wicked Witch of the East, killed by Dorothy's house).

      

Admittedly, the musical lacks most of the book's theme of being a meditation on the nature of wickedness. But......meh? I'm okay with that tradeoff, if it means I get a protagonist who I would take up arms alongside, rather than a protagonist I would refer to a therapist and recommend Xanax to.

Another thing I like about musical, over the novel: as most people know, the original L. Frank Baum novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is quite a bit different from the 1939 film we all know and love. It's almost as if the two are set in parallel universes. The problem with the book is that it's colored so differently from the other two, that it's almost in a third parallel universe - the strings that attach the novel Wicked to either the original book or the movie are actually kind of tenuous. But you can't say the same for the musical: the plot of the musical has been tweaked enough so that it believably exists within the same universe as the 1939 film. It's a minor detail, but one that I really like.

=========== END SPOILERS! ==========

A couple days after getting back from Dallas, Stephanie sends me this picture, with the text "So this toy machine made me think of you :p "



Because, holy crap guys, Batman AND Elphaba!

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I solved my first Rubik's Cube



The problem is that when you solve a Rubik's Cube, you're inclined to take a picture of it for posterity's sake (at least, I am); but a cube you've just solved is indistinguishable from a cube you've just taken out of the package. BUT BELIEVE ME, I SOLVED THIS ONE.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Le sister's video résumé

So I think in actual French it would be "la" and not "le". But anyway, this:



Also, check out her new website.

Sometimes I get bored at work while my code is compiling.....

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That is all.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

The past month: random, simple, but generally groovy


I do prefer blogging after some wine or scotch. It's relaxing and fun :p

So it's been quite a while since I blogged about stuff that's been going on with me, personally, lately. By happenstance, I wound up going a full months without a single blog post - hence the plethora of updates lately.

So, way back around St. Patrick's Day, my parents and sister came down to OKC for the parade held every year in Bricktown. That was a lot of fun:





And of course, I had to change the Mustang's lights to fit the occasion:



And I also learned about ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME IDEAS EVER:



The "Bricktown Bike Bar" is a people-powered trolly-ish thing where people can have a drink while getting in cycling exercise at the same time. How awesome is that?!



 
 

At the moment, I'm still in "don't go crazy spending money" mode, because I'm still hoping to pay off the Mustang as quickly as possible. And I'm definitely getting closer. But it's allowed me to catch up on some games/movies that I've been wanting to play/see.

Metroid: Other M was a little disappointing. It has its moments, sure, but the controls are clunky, the characterization of Samus was way off, and it just didn't come close to living up to the legacy of quality set by the Metroid Prime trilogy.

Lincoln was a really great film - I loved the day Daniel Day-Lewis portrayed him, and I did kind of identify with Tommy Lee Jones' character: "Of course slavery is evil, and anyone who doesn't see how obvious that is is a fucking idiot!" - I have a habit of adopting that attitude about issues sometimes : p

Skyfall was extremely good, definitely my favorite Bond film of them all so far. But I was a little disappointed by Cowboys & Aliens....it definitely wasn't bad, just not nearly as exciting or dramatic or unpredictable as I was hoping for. Good in the generic way.



 

See? I wasn't kidding when I said I was re-booting my two "sub-blogs".

Another benefit of all this time spent at home (instead of Indiana or Italy or skydiving) is that I was finally able to completely catch up on my huge backlog of things I've been meaning to read and TED Talks I've been wanting to watch. Much of which got forwarded to these:

•  "This Is Pretty Epic" - my Tumblr for random links/articles/videos/etc that don't make it to this blog or my Facebook page. I recently posted 8 full pages of brand-new material.

•  "Aggressively Humanitarian" - this is the same type of blog as T.I.P.E., but devoted exclusively toward political and religious issues. 6 new pages of brand-new material.




August 2nd was my dad's birthday. We ate at Chili's in Enid, and I got him a bobblehead of Rick from The Walking Dead, and socks that make it look like a shark is eating your leg:

 



I've also had a lot of fun in Stillwater, recently. My friends and I tried a new restaurant called Boba Fusion Café - it was really good, although not as good as my all-time-favorite Asian restaurant, Café 88 (also in Stillwater).

My friend Dani bought me a Batman shot glass while she was on vacation in Florida. Together with the Batman pint glass my friends Christine and Daniel got me for Christmas, I can now do all-Batman-themed Irish Car Bombs!:



And a couple weekends ago, I met up with my good friend Emma, who used to go to OSU. I hadn't seen her in a couple years, so that was really great. She liked my Mustang : p



Speaking of my Mustang, as of April 11th, I've had her for exactly one year:



And she still makes me grin every time I turn the key. Especially when I get a reaction similar to this out of people:

Fuck the NRA

[Last Updated: 4/21/2013]

....and every asshole who supports it. I'm so completely disgusted by the gun culture in America right now. I've written about their paranoia, ignorance, and derangement before, but since it's just a never-ending steam of uneducated, delusional bullshit, it's not like I'm going to run out of material anytime soon.



For those who may not have heard, the Senate voted down a law that would require background checks before most gun purchases - even though that law is supported by literally 86% of the American people.

Of course, that brought on a wealth of staggeringly retarded Facebook posts from various right-wing gun nuts, so I had to respond (not to mention vent). My initial volley:



It blows my mind how ignorant and naïve some of these gun-fetishists can be sometimes. They want us to believe that IF WE DON'T ALLOW LUNATICS TO SHOOT CHILDREN IN THE FACE WITH LEGALLY-PURCHASED HIGH-POWERED ASSAULT WEAPONS AND HUNDRED-ROUND CLIPS, IT MEANS THE DEATH OF FREEDOM!!!! ....... and yet somehow democracy doesn't suffer if a government body doesn't follow the will of 90% of its population...?



My friend Stephanie pointed out one of their more common hypocrisies:


....and of course, one of her gun nut friends had to respond:


....and, of course, I couldn't resist:


Goddamnit that was satisfying. The thread went on for some time like that, but of course it just dissolved into the usual back-and-forth nonsense that we're all used to on the internet by now. I like to end those types of conversations with this:

Argument Victory




Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert ripped the gun lobby a new asshole, which was also immensely satisfying:




The Onion also took a couple swings at those dickless gun-nut cowards in Congress:







For those who don't know, this is what Adam Lanza - the Sandy Hook killer - looks like:



....and this is what James Holmes - the Aurora, Colorado killer - looks like:



....and this is what Jared Lee Loughner - the Tucson, Arizona shooter - looks like:



Oh, yeah. These guys totally look like the kind of mentally stable people who should be allowed to buy whatever guns they want and run around armed like this:







Kudos to Nancy Pelosi for stating what should be painfully obvious. For someone who catches as much shit as she does - goddamnit, when she's right, she's right. And according to virtually every study done on the subject, she is 100% right.




As of literally just one hour ago, I saw one of my friends complaining about the price of ammunition, and trying to blame its increase on Obama's 'gun grab agenda'.



This is exactly what I'm talking about when I say gun nuts are paranoid and ignorant. The reason the price of ammo has shot up so dramatically is that gun nuts have been buying it en mass, which in turn is because they're paranoid that Obama is going to be taking all of their guns and ammo away from them soon, which, of course,  HE FUCKING ISN'T. 

How about we make a deal: I'll stop pointing out that you guys are being fucking retarded as soon as you stop blaming Obama first and asking questions....er....never.





......WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

So let me get this straight: asking to make sure that someone isn't a violent criminal or mentally handicapped psychopath is a HUUUUUUGE violation of 'American rights and freedom', but forcing people to buy guns isn't? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I don't believe Hell exists, but if it did, surely there must be a special place in it for hypocritical, moronic lawmakers who pull crap like this.





I had to look up Kinder eggs: they're little chocolate eggs with small toys inside, and they are banned throughout the US because they're deemed a choking hazard.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.



 

At it's core, gun enthusiasm seems to share quite a few characteristics with religion. You have the sane moderates: the people who love guns, but are able to appreciate the need for common sense regulations that make it more difficult for criminals and psychopaths to acquire them. And on the other end of the spectrum, you have the radicalized extremists with knee-jerk opposition to even the most basic, necessary, and obvious measures that would curb gun violence. In the same sense that there are Christians and Muslims who love their religions, but don't seek to deny science, or force their morality on others, or convert/kill people who don't believe what they believe; and you have the insane fundamentalists who want to use every means at their disposal, legal and otherwise, to push their radical agenda as far as possible within society.

Gun extremists oppose gun controls in exactly the same way that religious extremists oppose things like science and tolerance. Gun extremists insist that more guns and less gun control will lead to a safer and more crime free society - which is a position based purely on blind faith, and which flies in the face of virtually every single study done on the subject. And, of course, the Second Amendment - like the Bible - is sacrosanct, and anyone who attempts to critique or criticize it is instantly regarded as the worst kind of heretic.

And, like religious extremism, gun extremism must be shown as the anti-intellectual bunk that it is, in order for society to progress.



But hey, on the bright side of things: even if Congress was too stupid to pass gun control laws, and the lack of which will inevitably result in countless thousands of innocent citizens getting shot/maimed/crippled for the foreseeable future...........Obamacare goes into full swing starting next year, so at least those people crippled by preventable gun violence will be able to access the health care they're going to need :-D